Thursday, June 12, 2008

a three hour tour...a three hour tour

Why is it when people are asked what 3 things they would bring to a desert island...no one ever says "a boat"????

usually because the question is "stranded on a desert island" meaning, the boat was smashed to bits and you're never going home. of'course if i had the choice i'd bring my waterproof digicam, a waterproof worldwide gps mega smartphone and a vibrator....WHAT? you filthy bastards, for the batteries. i'll need them so i can build a laptop made from palm trees and coconuts.

then i'll blog and take pictures to chronicle my stay, which won't be long by the way. i heard you can ride all the way home on giant sea turtles.

hmmm...you know, i could always bring a professor, a movie star and a millionaire instead. they'd probably be good company.

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