I just have to post this up. I was chatting with a friend earlier today and he reminded me of a couple of Dicks from GTP. Now, this is my site see... I can call people dicks if I want to. I'm not the most intelligent person in the world and I'm certainly not the prettiest nor do I claim to be cause... Well that would be a gross misstatement! LOL BUT I do like to act silly sometimes and GTP has allowed me that much. Now on my profile I had written something totally stupid and meant to get rid of it long before this next message, but I'm lazy as we all well know and never got around to it. I was aware of course of the type-o. I usually am. I type fast and I don't usually care much if I do either. I'm not writing any professional article and I mostly just rant and rave about absolutely nothing so a type-o isn't going to worry me nor is it going to be a reflection of my intelligence yet people feel the need to do this:
From: MS JONES Subject: Hello Date Sent: Mar 6, 2006 2:03 PM Message:
"way too cute to be single."
When I received the message I laughed my ass off. At first I was puzzled, but I remembered the line from my profile. How annoying must that have been for her to feel the need to point it out to me? It was "too" not "to". *insert sarcastic smiley here* Especially on a site like GTP where you can start little "wars" between people so easily. Peoples egos are on the line here and everyone is awfully sensitive. No response to my friends request online? Well die then. You don't leave me a comment on my message board? Go to fucking hell. Leave me a nasty message. Get a nasty response and quite possibly worse. Trust me, I've seen it. I can't remember what I wrote her. I know I wasn't too mean. Sarcastic maybe but not terribly mean. All I know is she didn't reply back to me... I wonder why.
Here's another Dick:
Char1ieTuna at 03-09-2006 08:14 - Delete
Messageyou arent hot i
gave you a pitty vote.. so tell your husband i feel sorry for him
I believe this was in response to my profile which after Ms. Jones's message was changed to:
Maharet's Photo Description:
Hi, I'm married to Rigid Raider. Please do talk
dirty to me. I'll post it to my website so my husband, and the rest of the
world, can read it. :)
What? Did I say something wrong? LOL Most people, not all mind you and by people I mean guys, will leave you a dirty message on GTP right off the bat. My experience on this site has been very interesting, but for the most part the purpose of the site is to meet and greet other SINGLE people. What use could the hot vote otherwise have? So I decided to take a tip from another friend and advertise my unavailability for all to see. Until then I'd never received a mean message from anyone. *sigh* I'm so hurt... Really... I am. Charlie Tuna doesn't like me... And I like Tuna so much! It's like my fucking motto damn it! I eat it all the time!!! Damn! There's a little fly trying to get into my eye as I type this!!! Bastard fly!!!!!!! HAHA, Die you little fly fucker!!! muahahaha. I squished it on my desk. *snicker*
Right, so I may be updating this entry with some more dickage, but for now that's all I have.
Thanks everyone! :)
4 comments:
Girl, you crack me up! Charlie Tuna (think he smells like tuna? ewwww) sent me a nasty message saying I was ugly and he gave me a pity vote as well...don't these brats have anything better to do with their time...
HAHAHAHA! omg, dude he derserves to get his ass kicked now. don't fuck with my tatas!! lmao
Here are a few super nice comments from my GTP friends. Thanks so much guys!:
Doomsday said:
Hey Maharet, I agree with u 100%. To me, this site was designed and made for all X-box online gamers to unite and put a face to da voice, also to see how everybody lives, lookz and how they carry themsleves outside of X-box live. THIS IZ NOT A HOOK-UP WEBSITE. I know I'm single and all, I don't really care 4 hot votes. If anyone voted for me I would thank them and if they had sumthin genuine 2 say or type, I would vote 4 them and put them in my gallery just 2 thank them. Even when I'm online, these young men would call themselves hookin up tryin 2 have a long distance relationship and get mad when da women or little girlz play online with me. I get all da threat messages on Halo2 and on GTP. First of all, I try 2 explain 2 these wannabe thugs that I'm old enough 2 be this girls father, I just enjoy playin with her because she's good. Maharet, I could go on and on but my fingers are startin 2 get stiff. But I tell everyone (really da little girls who begs 4 hot votes) that there are plenty of web-sites like myspace or sumthin like dat if they need love or lookin 4 it, and what da fuck are you lookin 4 anywayz, they should be tryin 2 finish school and makin sumthin of themselves. Aaaaiiight dat's it I'm done 4 now, more l8ta!
Stay sweet and funny
Yo pal from da CHI, DOOMZDAY 2K5
Ciardha said:
lol, what kinda jackass goes around reading peoples messages trying to correct their spelling. gotta send ms. jones with a bunch a messed up grammar
OG 713 said:
YOU SENT ME THIS MESG..SO WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKN ABOUT?
Aiborne Calvalry said:
lol u r awesome!!
McClay said:
So I guess I cant write you no more dirty notes.....AAAWWWWEEEEEE........lol
mclay
ThePaintedCow said:
i'm sorry for people being mean to you ur freakin hot an d peeps are stupid some time but anyways hello babe and see ya soon @ndrew
Corrupted Soul said:
im really confused as to why i get messages form u when im not even on your friends list, please remove me if u somehow have me added, thanks
I did remove Corrupted of course, but he was actually really nice about it. :) Thanks for all the wonderful comments everyone!
Here's another one!
Predator said
Excellent, I love it
Pity a few more people wouldnt do the same, it would get rid of half the wankers on this site (excuse the language) lol
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