I've run into a lot of lines that make me giggle, titter, snort and chuckle. Yeah, I said titter damn it. It's not often the things my friends say on gamertag pics or any other site make me laugh so hard my head feels like it'll pop.
When sitting at my desk the first few hours of work the following quotes will inspire a hearty cackle, a boisterous guffaw or even an accidental chortle (a combination of a chuckle and snort):
"Would I Shag a 75 year old to pay my debt off? Damn right I would. I'd break her bloody hip in half haha." BuckshotGeorge on How GTA4 Ruined my Life
"I've always had a dream where I drive down to Maryland, bend Toad over and give her something to think about for the next ten or so years." Xx Wuch xX on My affair
"...if i forgot you, no i didnt you were there I was just too drunk too remember and so were you, remember?" DiRtyEffEnJiMjO on Pick one GTPer to have a wild night. What would the night consist of?
"A clean concience is usually the sign of a very bad memory." DILLIGAF REX on Thought For The Day
When sitting at my desk the first few hours of work the following quotes will inspire a hearty cackle, a boisterous guffaw or even an accidental chortle (a combination of a chuckle and snort):
"Would I Shag a 75 year old to pay my debt off? Damn right I would. I'd break her bloody hip in half haha." BuckshotGeorge on How GTA4 Ruined my Life
"I've always had a dream where I drive down to Maryland, bend Toad over and give her something to think about for the next ten or so years." Xx Wuch xX on My affair
"...if i forgot you, no i didnt you were there I was just too drunk too remember and so were you, remember?" DiRtyEffEnJiMjO on Pick one GTPer to have a wild night. What would the night consist of?
"A clean concience is usually the sign of a very bad memory." DILLIGAF REX on Thought For The Day
"By the way Lara Croft is a Tomb Raider, right? That means she will encounter places that are underwater. Time after time, adventure after adventure Lara Croft will have to swim underwater pulling switches and dodads, but does she ever bring scuba gear? No of course not." BATMAN GOTHAM on No Title Coming To Mind
more will be added as time goes on or i remember old quotes.
more will be added as time goes on or i remember old quotes.
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