Shirt Suffing Superhero

Being Thirteen
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Have you ever stuffed your shirt with leaves and ran around outside pretending to be the Hulk? If the answer is no, then why not?

are you effin kidding me? of course i stuffed leaves in my shirt. i stuffed leave, socks, pants, shirts, dresses...whatever i could to pretend i was the hulk. i'd chase my little sister around the living room and make her scream bloody murder.

i did all sorts of crazy things when i was a kid. i'd jump on the firehydrant in front of my house to try to fly. i would literally climb it, stand on top of it and concentrate for a good long while. i'd will my entire body to feel the power of flight within. slowly rising my first into the air my little feet would rise from the firehydrant and within seconds i was in the air...and faster than a speeding bullet i'd slam into the ground.

the next thing you'd know i'd be spining around in circles, throwing my tiara around and lassoing the first evil lizard i could find...it was too bad i didn't know lizards actually needed food. i killed a few in mayo jars. when i showed my older cousin my prize he taught me that every living creature needed to breath and eat.

so we put some holes in the jar and fed it. they never lasted long as i was too busy saving the world. it's hard being the hulk-super-wonder woman... and... benny hill. let's not forget benny hill. what???? is that wierd?