Friday, May 09, 2008

Wild Night With GTPs Finest by Dirtyeffinjimjo

Pick one GTPer to have a wild night. What would the night consist of?

Wow, like the rest of us locals I couldnt pick just one, too hard to make such an important decision. I would need My Sis ofcourse cause shes a goodie goodie and wouldnt know how too handle the debachery to come.Then to start it off right Toadie, Bunny, Cookie, Paintrain, Pitbull666666, Woh86,Thin Blue Line (because lets face it, aside from being cool as fuck, who doesnt need a cop to keep them in line in a all out drunk fest like this would be!) PunisherUK, Shadow, Sham666, Wrexless racer, Lanseril storm(to go against us ay any given time) xKslicex, ABw5959 and thats just starting off the night.

We would all find an establishment with darts and shufleboard when Davy, Bucky and Huey would finally walk in from there strip basketball session at the mens Y. Ofcourse it wouldnt be a party if there wasnt kareoke, and the wonderful vocal stylings of the one and only xWuchx who would have everyone in tears with his beautiful cover of Cher's "believe" then bring us all back up with some awesome journey covers.Not long after 'Believing' would sauntee in The GODS, Cereal killer chick, Gumber, Duality, Don jerry, Diva, H2phorexia, Spartan 117c and ofcourse YOURGOD78 who would be away but there then away but there,lol.

Arriving shortly there after by way of mystical flying dragons and unicorns would be rahzarATTACK and her puppy She-Ra, Cursed Eagle, LanaSue, UnexpectedError, Ar1zona420 and Thee Heefer cause thats how they roll yo! we would all be smokin and drinkin up a storm when Kill Ivan and CaliDoll would finally show up with Brohemoth (mr drillshafter) along with Phantom Silo, Y2Kevin and Raitchison. we would all still be waiting on Blazing Dragon when BanginNleavin would show with Pink Dino extremely plastered and ready to ride mechanical bulls, shortly there after Blazing would arrive, late due to a marijuana possesion ticket and compleatly coincidentaly Blazin Caucasion would arrive shorty there after by dog sled in the police uniform that Dragon just wimpered to about going to jail.

After a few pints the joke would set in and just in time too because yo know it aint no party without Stroke deisel and Anfone, which somehow arrived together even though there 8 billion miles apart and never met, thats there story to tell though. Maha, Pumpo and Rigid would arrive high as kites on some weird hollywood cocktail speaking of Jack thompsons cyborg cousin and the electric light parade at disneyland. Finally my home gurl XxFireFli would show up with her beautiful new child and set the mood to "awwwwwwwwwww" mode for the arrival of the one and only, Zamees! who would promptly start challenging everyone to golden tee 96 and swear he wasnt on LSD, AGAIN!. Rounding of the night would be one giant game of strip pint snorkling and shuffle board showdown where the loser has to lay across the table while bucky (face it he'll win everytime) launched pucks into their groin area's.

I cant forget about my newer friends as well, Evil Mermaid would show up and set the room off with her impressions of midget acrobats and Stupidtendo would arrive with his accoustic guitar singing Slipknot covers to the tune of the white album just for kicks, EleventhX would be mooching free drinks from everyone (tha flirt,lol) And ya know AQpotato would be rawkin the hardest nipples ever!.

I think we could all call it a night around 6am so some could get back to their loved ones, some of which would be introduced that night and hotel bound in the morning and the newest GTP romance, There would be no DUI's because Thin Blue Line would have stolen all our keys and all our hangovers would be magically cured by Davy and his miracal Elixer. That wold be one hell of a night, if i forgot you, no i didnt you were there I was just too drunk too remember and so were you, remember?


Movie Quote of the day From Terror Firmer, A Llyod Kaufman classic:

Jacob Gelman: Do you want some chocolate? I didn't think so. I eat this stuff all the time. White chocolate, dark chocolate. Of course I eat dark chocolate with meat and white chocolate with fish.

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Maha's quick thought:

The best fucking line in this post: jimjo wrote, "if i forgot you, no i didnt you were there I was just too drunk too remember and so were you, remember? " Holy hell... I was laughing my ass off!!! The best I've seen in a long time dude. I was ROLLING!

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