You have $50K to blow at Vegas in a night, how do you go about it?
I have to say, if I had 50k to blow in Vegas I think I'd get Rigid the best hooker I could find. Now, now, let's not get all in a tizzy. Even Rigid would be making a funny face at me right now because he thinks I'm a jealous woman. I like to let him think that because honestly... you can tell it makes him feel good. He likes it.
A little, "You where staring at that whore's ass weren't you? You.... NAUGHTY boy!" SMACK! Right in the kisser. It makes him giggle.
I love it. 'Course, I don't tell many people but I'm what you might say, a bit on the liberal side and watching Rigid with a whore would be the best gift a man could ever give a me. So long as I'm there, I'm good. What's the point in paying for something if you're not going to enjoy it too right?
Exactly.
OKAY THEN.... back to reality. Rigid would probably poop his pants if he read that. In fact, I think i'll print it out for him and leave the rest out. Man, if I ever caught my husband with a hooker I'd probably laugh my ass off first. Wanna know what I'd really use the 50k for in Vegas?
A proper desert burial.
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